Top 10 hazards of living in Florida

10. The air conditioning bill
9. Love bugs (impossible to clean off your car)
8. Tampa Bay Rays (man, they are awful!!!)
7. Locals driving
6. Tourists driving
5. Hurricanes
4. Frizzy Hair (from the humidity)
3. Sunburn
2. Roaches
1. Lizards (those suckers are fast!)